"(617): were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
(425): we’re doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
(501): he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
(919): Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said “y’all ready for this”.
(616): theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
(910): In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
(410): we’re taking a shot everytime we receive a “Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!” mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
(317): idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
(701): The last shot i remember taking was toasted to “love, sex, and magic”. Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
(570): i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
(406): That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays."